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​Privacy Policy

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1. Introduction (Like You’ll Read This Anyway)

Welcome to Careless Couture, where we make clothes and don’t particularly care what you do with them. But since Big Brother (aka the internet police) insists, here’s a privacy policy to make it all official. Spoiler alert: We collect some data, just like every other website on the planet.

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2. What Data We Collect (we want them cookies bruh)

Yeah, we collect some of your info. Not because we’re nosy, but because websites don’t run on hopes and dreams. Here’s what we might snag:

  • Basic Info You Provide – If you buy something, you’ll have to give us your name, address, and payment info. No, we don’t sell it to aliens.

  • Browsing Data – We use cookies, not the good kind, just the kind that tell us if you abandoned your cart because you’re broke or just indecisive.

  • Email Addresses – If you sign up for our newsletter, we might actually send you emails (probably filled with sarcasm and discount codes).

  • Messages You Send Us – If you complain, we read it. If you compliment us, we print it out and frame it.

 

3. What We Do With Your Data

Relax, we’re not plotting world domination. Here’s what we actually use your info for:

  • Processing Orders – Shocking, right? We need your info to ship you that edgy hoodie you just had to have.

  • Marketing Shenanigans – We might send you emails, texts, or even a carrier pigeon if we feel like it. You can unsubscribe, but we’ll take it personally.

  • Making Our Website Less Terrible – Cookies help us figure out what works and what makes people rage-quit.

 

4. Who We Share Your Data With 

We don’t sell your data to sketchy companies or secret government agencies. However, we do share it with:

  • Payment Processors – Because we like getting paid.

  • Shipping Companies – So your stuff actually gets to you.

  • Law Enforcement (If We’re Legally Forced To) – But if they ask nicely, we’ll pretend we didn’t hear them.

 

5. Your Rights (Yes, You Have Some)

If you’re feeling fancy, you can:

  • Ask what data we have on you (as if we have time for that).

  • Request we delete your data (but then how will you get those sweet discount codes?).

  • Unsubscribe from our emails (but we’ll be sad).

 

6. Security AND STUFF

We try our best to keep your info safe. We use encryption, firewalls, and the occasional prayer. That said, if the entire internet collapses, don’t blame us.

 

7. Updates to This Policy (Not That You’ll Check)

We might change this policy whenever we feel like it. If it’s major, we’ll post about it. If it’s minor, you’ll never notice.

 

8. Contact Us (DONT)

Got questions? Complaints? Love letters? Send them here:

Email: carelesscouture@gmail.com
Mailing Address: Wouldn't you like to know.

 

 

 

There you have it. Your privacy is sort of safe with us, but honestly, you probably have bigger things to worry about.

Now go buy something or don’t, we’re not your mom.

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